You were today years old when you just figured out that the reason Tesla models are named what they are because they spell out S3XY. pic.twitter.com/t2GcGze1ZA
— Ian Miles (@ianmiles) January 6, 2024
CA drops at launch
Creator fees from every trade flow as ETH straight into the drop contract. No treasury wallet, no middleman.
An automated keeper converts the pending ETH into tokenized TSLA on Robinhood Chain. The actual stock. He was going to do it eventually.
Holders get snapshotted and the fresh TSLA is split pro-rata. Bigger bag, bigger slice. Sealed in a merkle root on-chain.
One click per round. Unclaimed rounds never expire, your allocation waits forever. Skip a round, claim it next year, nobody can touch it.